artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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Anonymous asked:

Tumblr's creedo about violence. "White on Black, get back, Jack. Black on White, it's alright."

Matt, Internet Spelunker Answer:

meda-rue:

Feminists: We support all women’s choices to say, think, and believe in whatever they want!

Woman: *isnt a feminist*

Feminists: wow ur such trash omg pls love urself like ?????????? get a dictionary lmao *makes a twitter account dedicated to mocking non feminist women*

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humanslothking:

grodyhoe:

poppypicklesticks:

much-privileged-so-oppress:

an-skelertin:

redeless:

black—lamb:

I’m gonna get fired 💆

today on over sensitive feminist fucks up simple task

Unprofessional as fuck. If a customer asks for something a certain way, fucking do it.

You don’t know WHY she asked for it that way. You don’t know their life story. It’s a stretch, but it could be something more than just “gender roles.”

This reminds me of those cunts working at Starbucks that would give whole milk to thin girls asking for soy-milk drinks. Because “thin privilege bluh bluh bluh.” God forbid someone be deathly fucking allergic to milk.

Y’all need to calm the fuck down on your political agendas and give customers what they ask for. Because, despite your perceptions, you aren’t fucking all knowing, and you don’t know why the customer is asking for it that way.

JFC. You know you’re privileged when you feel like you have the right to fuck up a job because of feelz.

If your political pet issues get in the way of you carrying out your customer’s stipulations 

get a new fucking job. 

Please get fired

I’m all for dismantling gender roles but the fuck sake, you can’t deny the requests of others, especially your superiors just because ‘feelz’. 

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homoclifford:

 the purge thing is a hoax. i’m in one of the cities on the purge list and my dad’s navy base found out about it last week. the guy is known for cyber terrorism and they’ve already arrested him. it was just to get attention and scare everyone.

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Anonymous asked:

Youre an idiot if you truly believe that women are opressed

Matt, Internet Spelunker Answer:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

gordonramsayforsocialjustice:

cliffordgeuse:

If you don’t identify as a women, you have no idea what it feels like to be paid less for the same job. You don’t know what it’s like to be told you’re less of a person depending on how much clothing you decide to wear. You don’t know how it feels to be called a “fake” and a “try-hard” for liking to do things that men typically do. And if you do identify as a women, you’re lucky you don’t feel the oppression.

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That’s not oppression you fucking donkey. 

Oppression is not being able to obtain an education BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN. Oppression is getting acid thrown in your fuckin’ face for telling your husband (who forced you to marry him, by the way) no. Oppression is getting told that you have to submit to your husband because he has the absolute right to rape you if you don’t submit. 

Oppression isn’t being called fake for pretending to want video games that cater to women, and when you raise over $150,000 in funds you start a video series about facing “oPRESSSSHHHHUN”“”” and not spending a single cent on it to help women in need or women in shelters or women in GENERAL, you imbecile. Oppression isn’t being told you look provocative when you dress in provocative clothing. 

By the way, darling, if you’re being paid less for working the same job then you’re just being the idiot that you’re truly showing yourself to be through this post. It’s illegal in the U.S. to pay women less than men for the same work and here are tons of sources to prove that your precious wage gap is full of shit, somewhat like you are. 

  1. http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2012/04/16/its-time-that-we-end-the-equal-pay-myth/
  2. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704415104576250672504707048.html
  3. http://money.howstuffworks.com/gender-gap1.htm
  4. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-08-13/don-t-blame-discrimination-for-gender-wage-gap.html
  5. http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/davidgreen/9666597/The_gender_pay_gap_does_not_exist/
  6. http://www.consad.com/content/reports/Gender%20Wage%20Gap%20Final%20Report.pdf
  7. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505125_162-28246928/the-gender-pay-gap-is-a-complete-myth/
  8. http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-gender-wage-gap-is-a-myth-2012-07-26
  9. http://www.businessinsider.com/actually-the-gender-pay-gap-is-just-a-myth-2011-3?op=1
  10. http://oratorasaurus.tumblr.com/post/41131660349/the-so-called-pay-gap
  11. http://tgjesusfreak.tumblr.com/post/59991585178
  12. http://wwww.examiner.com/x-22884-Canada-Politics-Examiner~y2010m2d22-Gender-pay-gap-is-not-what-activists-claim
  13. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/vickiwoods/7957186/Sorry-ladies-Im-not-worried-about-wage-gaps.html
  14. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/22/opinion/22Sommers.html?_r=1&hp
  15. http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/09/the_wage_gap_myth.html
  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3pKN3XUKM&feature=youtu.be
  17. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/06/business/economy/06women.html?_r=2
  18. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/biggest-shock-fridays-payroll-report-sorry-men
  19. http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/07/share-of-men-in-labor-force-at-all-time-low/?src=recg
  20. http://www.businessinsider.com/women-in-tech-make-more-money-and-land-better-jobs-than-men-20
  21. http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0752118220071107?feedType=R
  22. http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=10630664
  23. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/03/nyregion/03women.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
  24. http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Young-Women-Earn-More-159818705.html
  25. http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,2015274,00.html
  26. http://www.forbes.com/sites/jennagoudreau/2011/03/14/jobs-where-women-earn-more-than-men/
  27. http://www.womenintechnology.co.uk/news/young-women-earn-more-than-men%E2%80%94news-800761492
  28. http://www.womensviewsonnews.org/2011/10/young-women-now-earn-more-than-men-in-uk/
  29. http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0752118220071107?feedTy%E2%80%A6
  30. http://edition.cnn.com/2005/BUSINESS/03/15/optout.revolution/
  31. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23413243
  32. http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/Careers/06/13/dads.work/index.html
  33. http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2009-05-04-equal-parenting_N.htm
  34. http://www.sify.com/news/women-stay-away-from-math-out-of-their-own-free-choice-news-scitech-kk1lubiiiee.html
  35. http://www.science20.com/news_articles/women_science_no_discrimination_says_cornell_study-75984
  36. http://www.payscale.com/career-news/2009/12/do-men-or-women-choose-majors-to-maximize-income
  37. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christina-hoff-sommers/wage-gap_b_2073804.html

Beyond looking through all of those links it would be in your best interest to look here and see why, if ever, there would be a wage gap over time between men and women. 

http://anti-feminism-pro-equality.tumblr.com/wagegap2

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Gordon Ramsay is at it again. Beautiful.

Anonymous asked:

wait wasn't idislikecispeople a trans girl? I thought I saw that on their blog

Matt, Internet Spelunker Answer:

poppypicklesticks:

Nope, a “transcutie”.

In other words, a cis girl who wanted to be trans for attention points on tumblr, calls trans people “truscum” and seeks to remove them from their own movement, and uses made up pronouns for asspats 

she’s also self diagnosed as autistic and accuses disabled people of ableism

Anonymous asked:

"Go shove a fucking boot up your ass, I don’t have the patience with all the ableist shit you people are saying." You see, we're all ableist because we're all able to actually use Tumblr [sad trombone]

Matt, Internet Spelunker Answer:

poppypicklesticks:

and people with disabilities not liking self diagnosers treating disabilities as a fashion statement is very ableist ooo woo 

Anonymous asked:

The avatar movie was also bad because he changed the pronunciation of the names "because I can"

Matt, Internet Spelunker Answer:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

There is no Avatar movie in Ba Sing Se.

Anonymous asked:

You is kind. You is smart. You is accepted.

Matt, Internet Spelunker Answer:

poppypicklesticks:

all three are debatable facts but you are very kind