If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.
wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night
why this damn fish got prettier and fuller lips than me
i see this and all i can really think is “moisturize me”